Monday, January 24, 2011

Munnabai MBBS - Kanaka + Kumara Bharath


Patient: Good morning Doctor, i heard Munna will become the doctor today? I will be very happy, patients will get treated with humor and they will live happily

Doctor : Yes, you are right, but Munna said, he will be a visiting doctor, but his two mentors will take care in his absence.

Patient : Whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?...no, i cant believe this, for munna, is there any mentors, impossible....

Doctor.  Yes, man, there are two mentors, one who is a kid, and another who has a kid.

Patient : Doctor, please don't build up the tension, can you explain who are they and what they are up to?

Doctor : One is Dr. Kumara Bharath, his energy level itself is sufficient to make you people dance and forget about illness, and the other.....

Patient : Common doctor tell me fast, my heart is beating fast.

Doctor : and the other is perfect doll of Koravangala Family Kanakalakshmi.  She is so cute, her 11 Brothers likes her very much, and for her 4 sisters, she is a doll.

Patient : Ooh my god, this is an awesome news, and is today Munna is coming here.

Doctor : No today he is not coming, he went to celeberate birthdays of his mentors, and all the others too gone there.  You can do one thing you can send sweets and gifts to the following ID

Kumarabharath : Energylevel@high.com
Kanakalakshmi : Beauty@koravangala.com

Wish them a wonderful birthday, and breathtaking moments be filled their life all the time.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Conversation between Chanakya and Chandragupta on Sheethal's Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Chandragupta : (To his Body Guard) : Hi Man, Acharya Chanakya was suppose to come by this time, has he come?



Body Gaugrd : Your highness, Acharya is on his way to meet you, i will take leave now, i guess, someimportant discussion will happen between  you!



Chandragupta : Ha Ha...Lovely, i like this, that is why your my pet man...Ok, you leave, will revert to you back.



Chanakya : Hello Chandragupta Maharaj, How are you, how come your forehead is having curves, i guess, you are in a dilemma



Chandragupta : Yes, Acharya, My favourite Body Guard had a meaningful doubt, so am thinking what to suggest him.



Chanakya : Tell me what it is, let us dissect his confusion



Chandragupta : He created a platform for his family members, where they can write/keep in touch/express happy moments and all.  He used to write for all their birthdays, marriage anniversaries, happy moments and all.  Today, his daughter is celebrating 8th Year of her entry in to his world. So he is confused by your neethi shastra that, a parents should not write or praise on their own kids, instead, people should recognise them, and write about them. He read that, and now he is confused what to do.  You only suggest Acharya.



Chanakya : Chandragupta, first and foremost, will wish Sheethal K Srikanth a wonderful happy birthday, let her wishes comes true, am sure, the left handed intel-giant will bring more fame and fortune to her parents.  Her father is a strong believer in Tuesdays, and also vivid follower of Lord Ganesha, and what a day she was born.



Date : 21-01-2003
Day : Tuesday (Auspicious for Ganesha, and that too Sankasta Chauthi comes on Tuesday, it is even more wonderful)
Specialty : Sankasta Chauthi
Hospital : Vinayaka Hospital
Doctor : Varna (Colurs)



When she had a wonderful blessings of lord Vinayaka, and wonderful day as Tuesday,  her days, weeks, months, years will be filled with wonderful colours, all kasta will run for cover, and ಜೀವನವು ಮಂಗಳವಾಗಿ ಇರುತ್ತದೆ. 

And coming to the point, there is nothing wrong in writing about their kids, coz, marketing a product is always good for them, only thing to be remember is not to pamper them, it should be in the limits.


Chandragupta : Thank you Acharya, and he calls the body guard, and conveys the message to him, and both Acharya, and Chandragupta wishes Sheethal and the proud father is happily on the cloud nine.


Suddenly, Savitha screams, Oye Sri, your cab time is up, please get up, and run to your office & Stop day dreaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತ ಮತ್ತು ಸುಸಂಸ್ಕೃತರ ನಡುವೆ ಕೆಲವು ಘಂಟೆಗಳು


ಹೆಬ್ಬಾಗಿಲು 
ದೀಪುವಿನ ಒಂದು ಜಂಗಮ ಗಂಟೆ ಕರೆ, ಸೋಮವಾರ ಮತ್ತೊಮ್ಮೆ ಭೇಟಿ ನೀಡಲು ಮನಸು ನಿರ್ಧರಿಸಿತು.  ಸವಿತಾ, ಮತ್ತು ಶೀತಲ್ ಜೊತೆ ನಮ್ಮ ನೆಚ್ಚಿನ ನ್ಯಾಷನಲ್ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಮೈದಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋದೆ.  ಅಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಹೋಗುವಾಗ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯಕರ ರೀತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ರಜನಿ-ರೂಪ-ಭರತ್ ಸಿಕ್ಕರು.  ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಶುರುವಾಯಿತು ನಮ್ಮ ಕೊರವಂಗಳದ ಬೇರು, ಕೊಂಬೆಗಳು ಸಿಕ್ಕವು.  ನಾನು, ಸವಿತಾ, ಶೀತಲ್, ದೀಪು, ರಮ್ಯಕ್ಕ, ಶಾರ್ವರಿ, ರಜನೀಶ, ರೂಪ, ಭರತ್, ಜ್ನಾನೇಶ, ಆಶಾ, ಅವರ ಅಪ್ಪ, ಅಮ್ಮ, ಅಮೃತ, ಚಂದ್ರಮೌಳಿ, ವಿನುತ ಎಲ್ಲರು ಒಂದು ಕಡೆ ಮಾತಾಡ್ತಾ ನಿಂತಿದ್ವಿ.  
ಚಕ್ರವ್ಯೂಹ
ನಮ್ಮ ಪುರಾಣ, ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತದ ಪಲಕ ಪ್ರದರ್ಶನಕ್ಕೆ ಒಳಗೆ ಹೋದೆವು. ಅಲ್ಲಿಗೆ ಕುಮಾರ ಚಿಕ್ಕಪ್ಪ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿದರು. ಎಲ್ಲವನ್ನು ನೋಡುತ್ತಾ, ವಿಷಯಗಳನ್ನು ಮೆಲುಕು ಹಾಕುತ್ತ, ಛಾಯಾಚಿತ್ರಣ ಮಾಡುತ್ತ...ಮುಂದೆ ಮುಂದೆ ಸಾಗಿದೆವು. 

ನಂತರ, ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಪ್ರದರ್ಶನ ಮತ್ತು ಮಾರಾಟ ಮಳಿಗೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಹೋದೆವು. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲವು ಪುಸ್ತಕಗಳನ್ನು ನಾನು, ದೀಪು, ರಜನೀಶ, ಚಿಕ್ಕಪ್ಪ ಕೊಂಡೆವು. 
ಭರತ್ ,ಶೀತಲ್,ಶಾರ್ವರಿ

ಶೀತಲ್,ಶಾರ್ವರಿ
ಹೊರಗೆ ಬಂದು  ಛಾಯಾಚಿತ್ರಣಕ್ಕೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಮುದ್ದು ಮುಖಗಳನ್ನು ಕೊಟ್ಟು, ಆದಸ್ಟು ಹಲ್ಲುಗಳನ್ನು ಬೀರುತ್ತ, ಖುಷಿ ಪಟ್ಟೆವು.






ಇದು ಒಂಥರಾ ಯೋಚನೆ, ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ರಮದ ಪೂರ್ವಸಿದ್ದತೆ ಇಲ್ಲದೆ ಸೇರಿದಂಥ ಒಂದು ಅಪರೂಪದ ಭೇಟಿ. ಹೊಸವರ್ಷದಲ್ಲಿ ನಾವೆಲ್ಲರೂ ಸೇರಬೇಕೆಂಬ ಒಂದು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಕ್ಕೆ ಅದ್ಭುತ ಆರಂಭ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿತು.

ತಲೆಗೆ ತುಂಬಾ ವಿಷಯಗಳು ಸಿಕ್ಕಮೇಲೆ, ಜ್ಞಾನದ ಹಸಿವು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಆಯಿತು...ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಪ್ರತಿಸ್ಪರ್ಧಿಯಾಗಿ, ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯು ತಾಳ ಹಾಕಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿತು. ಸೇರಿ ಎಲ್ಲರ ನಿರ್ಧಾರದಂತೆ ಶೆಟ್ಟರ ಪಾಳ್ಯ ಉರುಫ್ ಫುಡ್ ಸ್ಟ್ರೀಟ್ಗೆ ಹೋದೆವು.  ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ತುಂಬಾ ತಿಂದು ಮನೆಗೆ ಸೇರಿದಾಗ, ಹಾಸಿಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಿದ್ದೆ ನಮಗಾಗಿ ಕಾಯುತ್ತ ನಿಂತಿತ್ತು 

ತುಂಬಾ-ಮೇಲೆ-ಬೆಳಕು (Highlights)


೧. ಎಲ್ಲರು ಸೇರುವ ಒಂದು ಅದ್ಭುತ ವೇದಿಕೆಯಾಗಿ ಈ ಸಮ್ಮೇಳನ ಸಹಾಯಮಾಡಿತು.


೨. ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಒಬ್ಬರಿಗೆ ಒಬ್ಬರು ಸೇರುವ ವಿಷಯ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲದೆಯು ಎಲ್ಲರು ಸೇರಿದ್ದು ಒಂದು ಪವಾಡವೇ ಸೇರಿ.


೩. ನನ್ನ ಅದ್ಭುತ ಮತ್ತು ಸದಾಕಾಲ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುವ ನನ್ನ ವಾಹನ, ಅಂದು ಯಾರೋ ಇಟ್ಟ ಸೂಜಿಗೆ ಅದರ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಗಾಳಿಯೆಲ್ಲ ಹೊರಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ, ಪುಸ್ಸಾದ ಬಲೂನಿನಂತೆ ಆಯಿತು. ಆದರೂ ಮಾರುಕಟ್ಟೆ ಪ್ರದೇಶದ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಗಾಲಿಚೀಲ ಬೇರೆ ಹಾಕಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಮನೆಗೆ ಸೇರಿದಾಗ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಹನ್ನೊಂದು ವರೆ.  ಮನೆ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಇಳಿದು ನನ್ನ ವಾಹನದ ಮೈಯನ್ನು ಮುದ್ದಿನಿಂದ ಸವರಿದಾಗ ಅದರ ಸಂತೋಷ ಹೇಳೋಕೆ ಆಗದು.  ನನ್ನ, ಮತ್ತು ವಾಹನದ ನಂಟು ಕಾಳಿದಾಸ ಹಾಗು ಭೋಜರಾಜನ ಸ್ನೇಹದ ರೀತಿ ಇಬ್ಬರು ಒಬ್ಬರನ್ನ ಒಬ್ಬರು ಹೊಗಳಿಕೊಂಡು ಖುಷಿ ಪಟ್ಟೆವು.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Style King of Kannada Cinema - Vishnu - Ondu Nenapu


A Tribute to Vishnu on his first Anniversary of his soul,  which left his body, but got distributed in to 5 crore plus pieices and sitting pretty in all the hearts of the people of Karnataka.

·         Vishnu will always be remembered for his stylish appeal, his smart outlook.
·         Vishnu’s almost all the movies had good meaningful songs almost sung by his favorite SPB
·         Vishnu’s father role means it will be either his favorite K S Aswath or , Rajanand.  These two veterans who put an indelible mark on fatherhood portrayals in the movies will be remembered all the time
·         Vishnu’s most of the movies were given importance to father role in the family, where as Annavaru’s movies were dependent on Mother role portrayals.
·         Vishnu’s most of the movies were music master piece by Rajan-Nagendra, and lyrics by Chi.Udayashankar
·         Vishnu’s best heroines were  Suhasini, and Arathi.  They almost gave a tough fight to him in the acting department
·         Vishnu’s action sequence (fights) were amazing in Sahasa Simha, Nishkarsha

The movies were in one or the otherway outstanding on his own due to uniqueness.

Nagarahavu
Directed by Puttanna, Vishnu almost breathed fire in each and every frame, which is the kind of treatment required for his role.  Puttanna was always criticized before the movie that, he is good at directing females oriented movies, he broke that myth with this movie. It was a perfect launching pad for Vishnu, he was re-christened as Vishnuvardhan in this movie, and later he became the undisputed king in his own way.

Gandhada Gudi
This movie proved fatal for the rest of his life for the unwanted reason, but he proved he can ignite the screen even with the negative role.

Bhoothayana Maga Ayyu
This is one movie which was picturised 100% in outdoor location, as village hyda he was a picture perfect in the role.  He took over from where he left in Nagarahavu.

Vijay Vikram
This is the movie he was in a double role, but it will be remembered more for his negative role, he was a terror in that role

Makkala Sainya
He excelled very well in comedy role, his timing, mannerisms, expression were superb.  It is a complete entertainer directed by yesteryears beauty the actress Lakshmi

Sahasa Simha
Based on the novel, this movie gave a new lease of life to Vishnu as a action hero, the movie will be remembered for three counts.
·         Amazing fight sequence, you will love vishun as a action hero in this movie
·         Superb songs by SPB, and music by Sathyam
·         This is one movie where almost all the villains of that era acted. Sudhir, Vajramuni, Toogudeepa Srinivas, Dheerendra Gopal, Arikesari, Prabhakar, Shakthi Prasad, Udayakumar to name few.

Indina Ramayana
Hilarious Comedy, the dialogues by Vishnu, and his co-stars will tickle your rib nicely

Bhandana
It gave an refreshing image as a lover boy other than an action hero tag which was tagged to him till this movie.  Superb songs by Chi, RNJ and music by M Rangarao is haunting till date.

Madhuve Madu Tamashe Nodu
If you want to laugh in the difficult moments of life, this is the best medicine.  Laugh riot with a serious message about dowry system.  Vishnu, Arathi, Dwarki, Shivaram, Umashivakumar, Lokanath, C R Simha, Satish will make you forget the worries.

Jeevana Chakra
Movie knowns for vishnu’s acting in matured father role in the second half. Worth watching for his emotions, dialogue delivery and his style.

Karna
Best combination of father and son role by Ashwath and Vishnu.  Nice songs.

Malyamarutha
His role as singer is worth watching, nice picture with wonderful performance by Vishnu and Saritha.  Music by Vijayabhaskar takes you high.

Suprabhatha
As claimed by Vishnu in his interview, the movie very close to his heart.  This movie has only 7 actors almost the length of the movie, Vishnu, Sushasini, Maanu, Srividhya, Baby Gal, and Petrol Bunk Set & the house on the ghats of Chamundi Hills. Wonderful songs by SPB, Chi.Udayashankar & Rajan Nagendra Combo, superb photorgraphy and direction by Dinesh Babu his first movie in kannada.

Rayaru Bhandaru Mavana Manege
Malayalam movie remade in kannada, it is the movie which brought Vishnu and Dwarki together after a break of close to decade.  Vishnu’s performance was superb.

Nishkarsha
The action hero Vishnu resurfaced again, tight screenplay and direction by Suni Kumar Desai. Indian version of Die Hard is an edge of the seat thriller.

Laali
This movie is known for his matured father role and also Mohini’s controlled performance. One more flick by Dinesh babu which is good in his own right.

Nishabdha
Action hero along with plenty of dogs, good movie by dinesh babu.

Yajamana.
This is one movie told more about positive attitudes, the viewers always expects something tragic, but it proves the otherway.  You think positive, it happens, this is the basic formula for this movie.

Apthamitra
How a nice story can be re-told in commercial way this movie proves that mantra.  P Vasu’s master screenplay, supported by reunion of Vishnu and Dwarki, amazing performance by late Soundarya all makes this movie a class apart.

Aaptha Rakshaka
Sequel to Apthamitra, in the second half, Vishnu sends chill down the spine.  

Friday, December 24, 2010

ಶಿವ-ಪಾರ್ವತಿ ಸಂಭಾಷಣೆ

ಶಿವ : ಪಾರ್ವತಿ ನನ್ನನ್ನ ಅರ್ಧ ನಾರೀಶ್ವರ ಅಂತ ಯಾಕೆ ಕರಿತಾರೆ ಗೊತ್ತ

ಪಾರ್ವತಿ : ಮಹೇಶ್ವರ ಇದು ನನಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯದ ಸಂಗತಿಯೇ.  ನೀನು ನಿನ್ನ ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಅರ್ಧ ಭಾಗವನ್ನೇ ಕೊಟ್ಟು...ನನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ನೀನು, ನಿನ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನು ಅಂತ ಸಮಸ್ತ ಲೋಕಕ್ಕೆ ತೋರಿಸಿಕೊಟ್ಟವನು ಅಲ್ಲವೇ .  ಇದರಿಂದ ತಿಳಿಯುವುದು ಏನೆಂದರೆ 

ಗಂಡ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಇಬ್ಬರು ಒಂದು ಮುಖದ ಎರಡು ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳು ಇದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ ಅಂತ...ಅಲ್ಲವೇ ಪ್ರಾಣಕಾಂತ.

ಶಿವ : ಹೌದು ಗಿರಿಜೆ...ನೀನು ಹೇಳಿದ್ದು ಸರಿ...ಆದರೆ ಭಾರತ ದೇಶದ, ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ, ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಒಬ್ಬ ಇದ್ದಾನೆ...ಅವನು ಹೇಳುವ ಅರ್ಧಾಂಗಿಯ ಪರಿಯಾ ಕೇಳು 

ಗಿರಿಜೆ : ಹೇಳು ನೀಲಕಂಠ....ಏನದು 

ಶಿವ : ಅವನ ಪ್ರಕಾರ  ಅರ್ಧ ನಾರೀಶ್ವರ ಅಂತ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಅರ್ಧನಾರು, ಈಶ್ವರ   ಅಂತ...ಅಂದ್ರೆ...ಯಾರು ಶಿವ,  ಅರ್ಧ ಅಂತ.  ಅರ್ಧಾಂಗಿ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಶರಪಂಜರದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾವೇರಿ ಹರಿದು ಹಾಕುವ ರೀತಿ ಗಂಡನ ಅಂಗಿಯನ್ನು ಅರ್ಧ ಮಾಡುವವಳೇ ಅರ್ಧಾಂಗಿ ಅಂತ...ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಅರ್ಧ=ಹಾಫ್ ಅಂಗಿ=ಶರ್ಟ್ ...ಗೊತ್ತಾಯಿತೆ ಶಿವೆ....ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಗಂಡ ಮತ್ತು ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಯಾವಾಗಲು ಸಮಾನರು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳುವ ವಿಚಾರವನ್ನು ಈ ರೀತಿ ತಮಾಷೆಯಾಗಿ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾನೆ ಅವನು.

ಗಿರಿಜೆ : ಮಹೇಶ್ವರ ಈ ಅರ್ಥ ನಿಜವಾಗಿಯೂ ಅರ್ಥಗರ್ಭಿತ....ಇನ್ನು ಈತರಹ ವಿಷಯಗಳನ್ನು ತಿಳಿಯಬೇಕಲ್ಲ..

ಶಿವ : ಅದು ಸುಲಭ..ಆತನ ಬ್ಲಾಗ್ಸ್ ನೋಡು http://www.lakshavarsha.blogspot.com/.  ತುಂಬಾ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿರುತ್ತೆ...ಅವನ ಬ್ಲಾಗ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿನಿಮಾ, ಪ್ರವಾಸ-ಪ್ರಯಾಸ, ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು, ಶುಭ ಮಾತುಗಳು, ಅವನ ಪ್ರಪಂಚ ಎಲ್ಲವು ಅನಾವರಣಗೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತದೆ.

ನಾವಿಬ್ಬರು ಅವನಿಗೆ ಹೀಗೆ ಒಳ್ಳೇದು ಬರೆಯುವ ಬುದ್ದಿಯನ್ನು, ಜ್ಞಾನವನ್ನು, ಹಾಗು ಆಸಕ್ತಿ ಯನ್ನು ಸದಾ ಕೊಡುತ್ತ ಇರೋಣ 

Friday, November 5, 2010

Golden Moments – Golden Jubilee of My parents coming together in their life

Was waiting for some precious moments in my life to cut the ribbon for this blog, what else is more precious than being part of parents completing their golden jubilee of their married life.

My father (Manjunath), from Koravangala, a small hamlet near cultural mother land Hassan, born to Rangaswamy, and Subbanarasamma. He was born with two elder sisters, four younger brothers, and one elder brother.

My mother (Vishalakshi), from Hassan, born to Lakshmipathi, and Chennamma.  She was born with three younger brothers (out of which one was my favourite sodara-mava, look for him in my next posting), and one younger sister.

They were destined to married together in heaven (as all marriages are arranged in heaven), but their name also had a fine combination of Shiva-Parvathi.  So as per the script of god in heaven, and the drama enacted in the earth, they entered each other life on May 23rd 1960 in Kittane, a small village near Hassan.

First set of ten years (1960-1970)
They spent fruitful life of first 10 years in Hassan, where they were blessed with one girl and one boy baby.

Second set of ten years (1970 -1980)
The second sets of ten years were spent in picturesque Shivamogga, the gate way to Western Ghats. Here, they were destined to get two more boy babies.

Third set of ten years (1980 – 1990)
Here, the kempegowda founded Bangalore was craving for our inclusion, so we all migrated to Bangalore.  During this phase, we were coming to our own grooves with blessings from our god sent parents, and with divine grace, and well wishers.

Fourth set of ten yeas (1990 – 2000)
Well settled family of ours, slowly and steadily started inching towards stability, and parents became grandparents.

Fifth set of ten years (2000 – 2010)
During this phase, when my father attained the age of 73, celebrated “Bheemavratha shanthi” for attaining 70 years of fruitful life.  It was one of the memorable occasion for us, as during this Shanthi, we can witness all the marriage rituals, like tying the sacred knot, sapthapadhi. 

And now on 24th October 2010, they celebrated golden anniversary, with a Sathyanarayana pooja at home, and wonderful get-together of relatives, friends, and the well wishers.
This is the kind of legacy our parents are showing us how to wade through the difficult times, turbulent moments to see the happiness sprinkled all-round. 




We are blessed by god, to have a wonderful representatives of him-self with us